I haven't watched South Park with any regularity since I was in college, but every now and again I catch it and it's still hysterical. Last week's episode ("ripped from the headlines" a la Law & Order), involves Kyle's kindergarten-aged brother, Ike, being molested by his female teacher. Cartman figures into the episode as the hall monitor who puts the brakes on the forbidden lovers...a hall monitor who looks, sounds and acts just like famous, incarcerated bounty hunter, Duane "Dog" Chapman. Cartman has some gold lines:
-"You got a hall pass, bra?"
-"You just dealt with the dog, bitch."
-"You got a crush on your teacher, bra? Keep it out of my hallway! Go with Christ."
-"Jesus is Lord...you can go one direction in life or you can just walk around hallways without a hall pass...or you can see the light, bra."
There's also brilliant placement of REO Speedwagon's "I Can't Fight This Feeling". Catch the repeat.